what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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