woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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