why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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