Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
love makes seman taste better
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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