I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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