This girl is more easily done than said...
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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