Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
