I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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