i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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