Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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