This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
