Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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