I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm at about main and main street
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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