I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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