Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think I died a long time ago.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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