If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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