He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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