craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
vagina is talking i cant
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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