Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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