I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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