The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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