we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
