Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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