There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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