I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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