Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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