just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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