Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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