We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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