found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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