VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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