i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
