Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We are two peas in an std pod
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Let's get the cat blown out
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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