Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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