I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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