last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I need a beard to bite.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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