: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
