AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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