i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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