what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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