The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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