I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
A+ Viking dick
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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