Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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