You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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