I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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