Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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