This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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