Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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