Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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