Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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