So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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