We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's shark week go big or go home
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