My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Found the puke drawer
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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