8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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