i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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