even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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